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KINGSTON , Jamaica.
Breaking News........
In what may be a major breakthrough, Jamaican police investigating the murder of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer at the World Cup have today released a picture of a man heard shouting "Woolmer!" whilst beating on Woolmer's door.
Police hope with the release of the photo a member of the public may
recognise the suspect. 
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drunk Batsman ! It was the after-lunch session, and the next batsman in hadn't left the bar. When it was his turn to bat he confessed to the captain that he could see three of everything.
'Well,' said the captain, 'when you get out to the wicket just hit the middle ball'
The batsman made his way to the middle and was bowled first ball.
'What happened?' asked the captain. 'Did you play the wrong ball?'
'No, the wrong bowler!' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are Poms like piles ? They come out when you don't what them too They are a pain in the arse And they never go back ! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ashes Jokes - 2006 Well it didnt take long....
Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in
common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the
next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was born in England.
Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the
English team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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